God Fucking Dammit: We All Now Share Something in Common With Rush Limbaugh

I’m not always proud of my decisions in life, but one thing that has always helped me to sleep easier is the knowledge that I have literally nothing in common with noted shithead and crazy right-wing lunatic Rush Limbaugh.

So I damn near shit my pants with anger when I found out that me and Rush Limbaugh now have the same opinion on something that is near and dear to my heart: vaping. It seems like good ol’ Rush and I are both opposed to vaping regulations.

That’s right, this belligerent psycho is a vaper and he is saying things that make sense. It’s causing my whole world to come crashing down around me. Maybe I was wrong about Mr. Limbaugh this whole time. Maybe he is the normal one and I was crazy for disagreeing with him. Does that make us homies now?

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This whole situation has me feeling vaguely dirty right now, so I’m going to stop writing about it. The only comfort I have is knowledge that even Hitler had a few good ideas, like the Autobahn. So there’s that.

 

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